Date Everything!

Available for Windows from the developer.

by Sassy Chap Games

A sandbox dating simulator where you use magical glasses to bring household objects to life and romance them, each with their own voice-acted storylines.

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Date Everything! reimagines the dating simulator genre by placing you in your own home after losing your job to artificial intelligence. A mysterious benefactor sends you a pair of magical glasses called 'Dateviators' that transform ordinary household objects into sentient, datable characters. Each object possesses its own personality, backstory, and potential romantic arc—whether that leads to romance, friendship, or antagonism remains up to your choices. The game features a cast of 100 fully voice-acted characters, including contributions from a diverse roster of voice actors. The premise blends absurdist humor with traditional dating sim mechanics, allowing you to pursue relationships with conventional romance interests or embrace the surreal by courting items like your bed or smoke alarm. As you navigate these unconventional courtships from the intimate setting of your home, you'll uncover character-driven narratives and shape your relationships through meaningful interactions.